BADGERS SEEN RIDING INDIAN MOTORCYLE
Late last Thursday night one of our intrepid reporters spotted a hive of badgers wearing Indian Motorcycle jackets, Redwing boots and Davida helments riding from Ixworth to Thetford. The constabulary confirms that they have been caught on speed camera and will be prosecuted with the full force of the paw.
PC plod said they were believed to be riding a Zaeta 530DT scrambling bike. They were last seen cutting across
Farmer Dennis Pirrahna’s fields being pursued by Bury’s finest on unicycles.
The police have asked that anybody who has information or knows the whereabouts of these badgers should contact crimestoppers as “this is likely to escalate”.